Funky cold medina

Tequila was the shit
It got you where you wanted
But the morning after
Was the shitty thing about it
They brought a high formula
Wich's stronger than dry cooler
It's made in argentina
It's called the funky cold medina

No ---, or pills, no drugs or vitaminas
Can make your dick harder than a funky cold medina
But the time the bellow sit was scattered the crapper
First of her annus then straight into her snapper
I bet you won't belive but at the time that he comes
He's much more than a pornstar
His name is robert holmes
Cos' he's a mucho muchacho,
We call him sex machina
You know what he was drinking?
Funky cold medina
Funky cold medina

I'm more i fell a blow when night
And see there's a conmotion
Everybody's getting around this magic potion
In a crystal bottle
Blue just like the ocean
It's said put some in glass to get the night emotion

I've been into this girl
She said her name's katrina
I just untie my fly
And then i gave her some metina
In like the taxi termest i went and stopt the beaver
I think that magic potion,
Was funky cold madina

Funky cold madina,

Me fui pa' la cantina
Por mi funky cold medina
Me puse muy borroso y conoci a una cochina
Nos pusimos a bailar, toda la noche ladraba
Cuando la volvi a buscar estaba toda wacareada

Funky cold madina (x4)