My reply (eminem diss!!!)

May i have your attention please (2x)
Will the real slim shady please shut up
I repeat, will the real slim shady please shut up
Where gonna have a problem here

You all act like you've never heard a white person before
His rhyms are poor
Punk kid trying to be hardcore
But marshall mathers' back's worse than before
Making a snore
Whining in the microphone
It's the return of the oh, wait, no wait, you're a fool
You didn't pay money for the cd did you?
And dr. dre did: hihi
Everything you idiot
Without dre's beatbacks you're as good as dead
The world's had enough of eminem
Tshiki tshiki even his girlfriend's cheatin' on him
Look at him, walkin' around, livin' of dre,
Actin' so cool, but he's really kinda weak though
Little twip blast me on his new cd, why?
'cause i turned him down for a date, hihi
As for the question of who came first?
Was it carsen daily or was it fred durst
I'm sorry slim, but this is gonna hurt
They both came closer than you'll ever will, jerk

Your song is on my nerf (2x)

She's kinda lucky, 'cause she got more fame than you deserve
That is the message that i deliver to little kids
You're gonna become famous, and never know what talent is
Of course they gonna like you, of course they do
You're like a cartoon version of ricky throwin' around silver spoons
You ain't nothin' but a product
Patch to be bought of (?)
You know, a year from now, you won't be thought of
So, you're right about dead animals and cannibals
And some day you'll stop dating dogs and date higher mammals
And there's a million women, just like me
That think like me, that all can see
That slim shady is just a boy dealing with puberty
So if you agree, scream louder than me

Chorus (2x)

You're slim shady, yes you're the real shady
You sound like peter brady
You get quite irritating
So won't the real slim shady please shut up, please shut up, please shut up